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About This Game It's not easy, when your pizza is so cheesy.Head to Australia in the game critics are calling "Please stop emailing me!" Wage war on the suburbs using an armory of SUPERPOWERS and NOT-SO-SUPERPOWERS in your quest to rid the land of hunger and spread the joys of sexy pizza.What SUPERPOWERS do you get?A Personal Assistant Koala , Black Magic, A Cloned Flash Mob, a Time Machine and Bovine Growth Hormones, just to name a few. Nothing particularly weird.How about DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS and A BANGIN' SOUNDTRACK?If the game didn't have those, this would all be a waste of your time. I wouldn't waste you time!Can I make it rain in the game?Geez, you just dont know when to quit, do you? OF COURSE YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN.Who do you play as?Tortoiseman was born on planet Tortopia before being sent to Earth by his father, J-Dilla, just before the planet's destruction. On Earth, he was adopted by a bogan pizza chef and his wife. Also, he started to display baller superpowers, which he decided to use for the benefit of humanity. Using the awesomely fake name Cornelius Pretorius, he is a pizza boy for World’s Fastest Pizza, a Fremantle fast-food restaurant.Is Channing Tatum in the game?Sure.Matthew McConaughey?Why not.But what about the...HUSH, child. I know you have many questions, but all I can say is that the answers lie within this remarkable game! 7aa9394dea Title: World's Fastest PizzaGenre: Action, Indie, SimulationDeveloper:Oscar BrittainPublisher:Oscar BrittainRelease Date: 15 Mar, 2016 World's Fastest Pizza Cracked world's fastest pizza game. world record for fastest pizza maker. world's fastest pizza order lyrics. world record fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza maker 2016. world record for fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza maker 2018. pali world's fastest pizza maker. world record for fastest pizza maker. world record fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza maker dominos. world's fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza box maker. fastest pizza delivery in the world. world's fastest pizza boxer. puncture repair kit world's fastest pizza. puncture repair kit world's fastest pizza. world record fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza order lyrics. world record fastest pizza. world record fastest pizza making. world's fastest pizza play. world's fastest pizza dantdm. fastest pizza delivery in the world. world's fastest pizza box folder. world's fastest pizza delivery game. world's fastest pizza boxer. guinness world record fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza maker. world's fastest pizza oven. world record for fastest pizza. pali world's fastest pizza maker. world record fastest pizza making. world record for fastest pizza. world record for the fastest pizza. world record for fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza dantdm. world's fastest pizza game. world's fastest pizza box maker. guinness world record fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza order. world's fastest pizza box folder. guinness world record fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza box folder dominos. world's fastest pizza box folder dominos. world's fastest pizza maker 2018. world's fastest pizza play. world's fastest pizza eater. world's fastest pizza eater. world's fastest pizza oven. world's fastest pizza maker. world's fastest pizza cutter. world's fastest pizza order. world's fastest pizza delivery game. world's fastest pizza maker dominos. world record for the fastest pizza. guinness world record fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza maker 2016. world's fastest pizza cutter Nice game, ya druggo wankas. The (un)official prequal of what happened before Hotline Miami. 10\/10. As an Australian. I am proud to be the first person to write a review on this indie gem.Buy It. While its still on sale.. THIS GAME IS AMAZING. The Hotline Miami of pizza delivery. Kind of a one trick pony. I would not pay more than $2 for it, but it is a fun and ridiculous arcade experience. Mix bullethell and Crazy Taxi with the terror that is the Australian Suburbs and you get World's Fastest Pizza. Race around random neighborhoods during "happy hour" dodging gunfire and explosions, being chased by a rabid dog, to deliver the hottest pies in town, then sneak into a dungeon and follow the blood trails to deliver a last-meal to those being held there - leave them to enjoy their pizzas and get out, then drop off your last meatlovers to a peaceful, sober man in the quitest neighborhood in Sydney. A truly absurd game.. What looks to be an amateur game could actually serve as an apt sequelto a game Generation X spent 25 cents, every two minutes, to play back in the 1980'shttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4P6kAeQ_m1Q..but with some crass humor and drug refrence that would've been a big no-no at the time.